{"product_id":"fart-o-pedia-an-illustrated-encyclopedia-of-flatulent-facts-gassy-gags-and-more-300-explosive-facts-and-jokes","title":"Fart-O-Pedia: An Illustrated Encyclopedia of Flatulent Facts, Gassy Gags, and More!--300 Explosive Facts and Jokes! by Van Ripperton, Rip","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7-12!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With humorous entries that include \u003cb\u003etypes of farts\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003efood items that cause gas\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ewhat farts are called in different countries\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ejokes and riddles\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003esidebars\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003escience\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003erules\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eadvice\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ehow to's\u003c\/b\u003e, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Entries include: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDog, the: \u003c\/b\u003e Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to save a fart for later.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFart in a glass Mason jar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuickly put the lid on and screw it tightly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHave a friend open it later.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOnce you've done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Hoof Hearted Ice Melted: \" \u003c\/b\u003eSay it out loud five times. You'll get it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePull my finger: \u003c\/b\u003eWhat someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eSilent but deadly (SBD): \u003c\/b\u003eA fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rip Van Ripperton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sky Pony\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/26\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 168\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.27h x 5.51w x 0.63d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781510766686\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAudience:\u003c\/b\u003e Ages 9-12\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRip Van Ripperton\u003c\/b\u003e is a pen name for an author who doesn't want his parents to know he wrote a book about farts, even though, secretly, he is very proud of this accomplishment. When not writing, Rip enjoys eating beans and broccoli, tooting his own horn, and then blaming his dog, Rooster. Poor Rooster!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sky Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42082641903769,"sku":"9781510766686","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0572\/3367\/0297\/files\/img_5437ae88-0adf-4ad9-b7c5-6174ab042e65.jpg?v=1724558413","url":"https:\/\/bookmarksretail.store\/products\/fart-o-pedia-an-illustrated-encyclopedia-of-flatulent-facts-gassy-gags-and-more-300-explosive-facts-and-jokes","provider":"Bookmarks Retail","version":"1.0","type":"link"}